Conspiracy theory

Why have we never been back on the moon with a person since 1974? Because Chris and I have come to the conclusion that by putting a man on the moon, it causes the moon to change its orbit as it is now heavier, thus bringing it closer to the Earth and creating more tidal problems than ever before, plus there is the issue of global warming and I don't want the smell of cheese to come any closer... so we say, staying away moon, just because I own an acre of it, doesn’t mean I want it to come closer.