Abusive toilets

Apparently Chris doesn’t like them...I asked him why and the best answer was i don’t like being ‘schat on’. I blame the never ending wandering hand that comes under the cubicle side, or the fact in TRBR they have an air-freshener called ‘Rent-to-kill’ (actually Rentokil but still). The way I really don’t want to be killed off is by the air-freshener in the toilets!