Make me their next top model

The trouble is, us public like a little laugh and a joke too. So let me introduce you to the current leader of the competition at moment, Roland
He looks a nice bloke, but do you think next will be cacking themselves ever so slightly if he does win? They're used to slim, toned and generic looking models. Not Jo Public. Well, unless that's their new marketing strategy. UPDATE: He even has a Facebook Page dedicated to him.

And while you're at it, my former boss at rehabstudio has also entered the competition. A classy look I'm sure you'll agree. So please vote for him too. I'm sure next would love you for it. Honest. 
UPDATE: It's getting weirder. Can we all vote for Skye please? Thanks muchly.