Senator's Old Spice(ish) ad

I nearly died when I saw this:

How could you ever vote for this guy? Even if he's on a cow.

But all is not lost. I read this comment and realised if you can write well, well, that's half the battle of attempting to rip off the best ad this year.

Cptblackmar said:
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible with legit comments. I'm on a chair.
Can we all stop trying to copy the Old Spice ad. It's genius, and everything else isn't. I'm on a Mac... blogging.